A man comes to work and has a black eye under his eye. Friends ask where he got into something like this?
– My wife hit me…
– Why?
– And I called her YOU…
– Why don’t they hit her in the face for that? How was it?
– My wife and I are lying in bed. She says: “WE haven’t had sex for a long time.” And I answer: “Not WE, but YOU.”
