An elderly couple, husband and wife, sit in the morning and drink tea. The husband turns to his wife:
– Honey, give me sugar. The wife reaches across the table and punches her husband in the face. He is shocked:
– For what, my love?
– This is for 45 years of unsuccessful sex! Breakfast continues. After some time, the husband gets up and when he hits his wife in the face, she falls out of her chair.
– What is this for???
– asks the wife.
– How do you, bitch, know the difference between successful and unsuccessful sex?
