A drug addict teacher conducts a lesson in Vovochka’s class: “Tell me, Lenochka, how do birds fly?”
– In shoals.
– In shoals! That’s FIVE!
– Tell me, Petenka, how do fish swim?
– In shoals.
– In shoals! That’s FIVE!
– Tell me, Vovochka, how do bears walk?
– In packs.
– In packs… that’s TWO! What’s your last name?
– Kosyakov.
– Kosyakov! That’s FIVE!
