A kindergarten teacher asks: “Guys, name some very evil animal.” Children:
– Wolf… tiger… lion… leopard… Vovochka:
– Krokolev.
– Vovochka, is there such a beast?
– asks the teacher,
– what does he look like? “This is such an animal,” Vovochka answers, “which has a lion’s head on one side and a crocodile’s head on the other.” “This can’t be,” says the teacher, “if he has a head on each side, he won’t be able to poop.” “That’s why he’s so angry.”
