At school, first-graders decorate the classroom for the New Year. The teacher asks Masha: “What are you doing, Mashenka?”
– I want to make snowflakes.
– What a great guy, Mashenka! Here’s some paper, here’s some scissors, cut it out! Well done, Mashenka, smart girl!!! What do you want to do, Petenka?
– I want to decorate the Christmas tree.
– Well done, Petenka! Here are some toys for you, decorate the Christmas tree! Well done, Petenka, smart girl!!! What are you going to do, Vovochka? “I want to throw yellow tape across the ceiling!” The teacher got upset and ran to the director. Brought him. The director asks:
– Vovochka, what did you say to your teacher that he was so upset?
– She asked what I would do to decorate the classroom for the New Year. I said that I wanted to throw yellow tape across the ceiling, but for some reason she was upset. The director turns to the teacher:
– Well, what don’t you like? If you don’t like the yellow one, screw the red one!!!
