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The teacher asks Vovochka:
– Vovochka, tell me honestly, who did your homework for you?
– I don’t know, Maria Ivanovna, I was already asleep.

The student surpassed the teacher. Vovochka came to the labor lesson not only drunk, but also with women.

Vovochka was picking apples in a neighbor’s garden, who noticed him: “You hooligan!” Now I’ll show you how to steal!
– Thank you, Uncle Misha, otherwise this is the second time I’ve been caught.

During class the teacher asks: “Children!” What is transparent in nature? Masha holds out her hand and says: “Glass.”
– Okay, sit down
– 5. Vanya raises his hand and says:
– Plasmasa.
– Not quite right, sit down
– 4. Here Vovochka reaches out and says:
– The transparent ones are my Mom and Grandmother.
– Why, Vovochka???
– When dad comes home from work drunk, he says: “I see right through you, bitches.”

The school director calls Vovochka and Tanya to his office:
– Yesterday in the attic I heard some sounds… Vovochka:
– It can’t be! Tanya:
– Hee-hee! Ha-ha!
– And this morning I found a condom in the attic… Vovochka:
– It can’t be! Tanya:
– Hee-hee! Ha-ha!
– … it was already used… Vovochka:
– It can’t be! Tanya:
– Hee-hee! Ha-ha!
– …and there was a hole in it. Vovochka:
– Hee-hee! Ha-ha! Tanechka:
– It can’t be!!!

– Ivan Petrovich!
– Vovochka addresses the teacher. “I can’t make out what you wrote in my notebook.”
– I wrote: “Write legibly!”

Vovochka comes home with a torn hat. Mother is perplexed:
– Well, tell me.
– Yes, the guys took off my hat and started playing football with it. -Where have you been?
– He stood at the gate.

The teacher, after checking Vovochka’s essay: “It’s simply incredible that one person can make so many mistakes!”
– Why alone
– with dad!

The teacher asks Vovochka: “Why did you throw a brick at Uncle Vasya?!”
– I won’t do it again.
– And he doesn’t need any more.

Vovochka got a grade in mathematics. He approaches the teacher with a notebook and says: “If I were you, I would give this an A!”
– Why on earth is this?
– And with such that my dad said just now: “If I ever see a D in math one more time, then someone will rake off the haa-roo-shih assholes…”