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Of course, even before sex I knew that she was a girl with humor… But in the midst of it, saying: “Kolyan, what kind of ballet? Play harder!”
– that’s too much.

We have a young teacher, so his wife kicked him out of the house. He should have thought of it, after sex with her he should have blurted out: “Let’s do the record book”…

The blonde returns from a date, all in tears. Mom asks: “Daughter, what happened?” “He left me, he says that I don’t know how to do what he wants me to do.” To this, my mother carefully started talking about sex: about birds, rabbits… The blonde interrupted her mother: “But mom, I can do all this, he wants me to learn how to cook!”

A math teacher who accidentally walked into a sex shop saw for the first time what a polynomial actually looks like.

One friend says to another: “During sex, my husband roars like a lion.” I feel so uncomfortable in front of my neighbors.
– And you should have asked him to restrain himself, after all, he’s an adult!
– I asked you a thousand times! And as soon as he catches me with some guy, he roars like a lion again.

A neighbor called the guy: “Hello, do you want to take part in group sex?”
– Who else will be there?
– Me and you and your wife.
– No, of course, I won’t do that.
– Okay, then go out and walk for a couple of hours.

If a guy is in a bad mood, what does he do? That’s right, he’s going for some booze. There is also sex, of course, but that’s for the successful.

– Do you and your husband have sex?
– Regularly!
– Very good! How often?
– Continuously!
– This is what I understand
– well done!!! And in what form?
– Into the brain… starting in the early morning!

If a woman does not want to have sex, then she has a headache. If a man doesn’t want to have sex, then he’s a soulless bastard

“But there is something in me,” Sveta thought during sex with Sergei.