Vovochka Anecdotes

– Vovochka! Again you smeared yourself with that nasty thing
– “Triple Cologne”.
– Marivan! How much can you talk! They don’t apply “triple”
– they drink it…

Vovochka threatens her mother: “Oh, so, don’t you want to buy me chocolates?!” Okay, then I’ll call you grandma in front of everyone!

Teacher:
– I hope, Vovochka, I won’t see you cheating on a test today?
– I hope so too.

At the dentist’s appointment, the mother asks her son:
– Be smart, Vovochka! Open your mouth and say: “A-a-a!” so that your uncle can pull out his finger…

They ask Vovochka:
– Boy! Who do you want to be?
– A moron!
– Why an idiot?!
– Because everyone says: look at the car that idiot has!

During a history lesson, the teacher asks: “Vovochka!” Who took Ishmael?
– I didn’t take it! Honestly! Maybe Ivanov took it? In the evening, the teacher complains to the head teacher about what happened in class. The head teacher reassures:
– Don’t worry! These are children
– they will play and return! Teacher to the director:
– Can you imagine that the head teacher gave out…
– What kind of class is this?
– 7th “A”!
– No!
– These will not be returned!

The teacher is tired of endlessly reprimanding Vovochka for bad things. behavior. One day she told him: “I would like to be your mother for at least three days.” I would quickly rehabilitate you. “Okay,” answered Vovochka, “I’ll talk to dad, maybe he’ll agree.”

During a history lesson, Vovochka asks the teacher:
– Mary Ivanna, Marx’s teaching is called Marxism; Lenin has Leninism. But what will my teaching be called?
– Stop your stupid jokes, Onanov!

Teacher:
– Children, justify the expression “Born in a shirt.” Petya gets up: “My brother was riding a motorcycle, he had an accident, the motorcycle was in pieces, and he himself was born with no scratches in his shirt.” Ivan gets up and says: “My father fell from the fourth floor and only broke his finger; he was born in a shirt.” Teacher:
– Well done guys, maybe someone else will say something? Vovochka gets up: “I was here the other day, I grabbed six Viagra tablets, I started looking for the cat, but he wasn’t at home.” BORN IN A SHIRT!!!