Teacher:
– Children, justify the expression “Born in a shirt.” Petya gets up: “My brother was riding a motorcycle, he had an accident, the motorcycle was in pieces, and he himself was born with no scratches in his shirt.” Ivan gets up and says: “My father fell from the fourth floor and only broke his finger; he was born in a shirt.” Teacher:
– Well done guys, maybe someone else will say something? Vovochka gets up: “I was here the other day, I grabbed six Viagra tablets, I started looking for the cat, but he wasn’t at home.” BORN IN A SHIRT!!!
