Vovochka Anecdotes

School. lesson. The topic of the lesson is sayings. MarVanna asks Vovochka:
– Vovochka, what will your tongue lead to???… With the letter K…
– To Kolyma!

Vovochka, as punishment for yet another broken school glass, is forced by the principal to paint all the windows in the school. An hour later, Vovochka enters the director’s office and asks: “Should we paint the frames too?”

MaryIvanna crucifies herself before the fifth “A”:
– What time is this: “he cleans up, she cleans up, you clean up…”? Vovochka, thoughtfully: “It must be New Year’s Eve..!”

Lesson at school, Mary Ivanna asks a treacherous question: “And now, my dears, since we are studying punctuation, please give an example of a sentence in which the location of the comma fundamentally determines its meaning.” Forest of hands.
– Lyudochka, you are our excellent student, I’m listening…
– Execution cannot be pardoned! Silence, Vovochka’s grin, dissatisfied Mary Ivanna:
– Vovochka, is the example naive for you?
– Well, you’re not asking me. “Count it,” she asked.
– Please. A black man enters the room, as if in a fairy tale with a happy ending.

The teacher explains division to the children in class. She wrote “2:2” on the board and asked: “Children, who knows what this means?”
– Draw!
– Vovochka prompts from the back desk.

Teacher:
– Vovochka, don’t move around. Vovochka:
– If you want to live, know how to spin.

Vovochka asks:
– Dad, what does “bride” mean?
– Well, how can I explain it to you… well, let’s say I gave you a bicycle for New Year, it’s now yours, but you’ll only be able to ride it in the summer.
– Well, can we at least play with the buzzer until summer?

Vovochka made several mistakes in one sentence, and the teacher gave him a homework assignment to work on his mistakes
– to rewrite the sentence 50 times. The next day, while checking Vovochka’s homework, she tells him: “Vovochka, you only rewrote the sentence 20 times instead of 50!”
– You see, Mary Ivanna, I have problems with mathematics too.

Vovochka is talking with her mother. Vovochka:
– Mom, mom, why does our dad have two pussies? Mom:
– Why are you Vovochka, he has one little pussy, just like you. Vovochka:
– No two! When we were in the bathhouse the day before yesterday, he had a small pussy, and yesterday, when he picked me up from kindergarten, he brushed our nanny, Aunt Lyuda’s teeth with a big one…