Dictation at school. The teacher dictates: “The crocodile came out of the river and rushed onto the wet pebbles… The whole class (except Vovochka, of course) wrote “pebbles” with a capital letter. Such vulgarities!!!
– Vovochka, explain to these poor students why you wrote “pebble” with a small letter?
– And after the crocodile, I don’t even consider her a person…
