During a fifth grade lesson, a (male) teacher asks: “Children, what excites a person best?” From the first desk, Vovochka answers: “Nothing excites a man more than the body of a naked woman!”
– Vovochka, get out of class, and don’t come to school without your father! The next day the teacher comes to class and sees that Vovochka is sitting on the last desk and without a father.
– Vovochka, why aren’t you in your place and where is your father? “Dad said that if you are not turned on by the sight of a naked woman, then you are gay and should be stayed away from you.”
