History lesson at school. The teacher explains: “The Battle of the Ice took place in 1242 on Lake Peipsi.” Our Russian soldiers were opposed by German knights. For the decisive battle they stood up as a “pig”. Then the bell rings… The next day the teacher asks:
– Well, who will tell you about the Battle of the Ice? No takers? Vovochka, to the board!
– The Battle of the Ice took place in 1242 on Lake Peipus… Our Russian soldiers were opposed by German knights…
– How did they get up for the decisive battle?
– I don’t know, Maryivanna…
– Well, what animal can you remember?
– Maryivanna, I remembered! For the decisive battle they stood doggy style!
