In a biology lesson, the teacher:
– I will ask you riddles. First: “Has two legs, the whole body is covered with feathers, swims well in the water?” Masha raises her hand: “Duck!” The teacher says: “Okay!” But I meant a swan. Second riddle: “Has four legs, eats grass, stands in the meadow?” “Kolya pulls his hand up:
– Horse!
– Well done! But I meant a cow. Vovochka rises from the back desk and says:
– I also came up with a riddle. “Before use it is dry and hard, after use it is soft and moist.” What is this? The teacher blushed all over and slapped Vovochka in the face. He replied:
– Not bad! But I actually meant TEA!
