In short, the teacher asks:
– Children, what is the fastest thing in the world? Children:
– Car… plane… rocket. One stands up and says: “The fastest thing is thought.” Here I am, but in my mind I can be in the village with my grandmother. And then Vovochka gets up and says: “Marya Ivanovna, in my opinion, the fastest thing is diarrhea.” Before you have time to think, your pants are already full.
