School . There’s a math lesson going on. Teacher:
– Children, now solve the problem: “There are 5 birds sitting on a tree. Hunters came and shot 3. How many birds are left on the tree?” Vovochka extends her hand: “Mar Ivanna, not at all
– they would have flown away after the sound of shots!”
– Vovochka, it doesn’t matter how they behaved, it’s just a mathematical problem that needs to be solved. But I like the way you think. Sit down. Well, Vovochka, of course, was all scowling at the fact that he was treated like this in front of the class, and decided to take revenge…
– Mar Ivanna, can I tell you a riddle?
– Come on, Vovochka.
– So 3 women are walking down the street and eating ice cream. One bites him, the other licks him, and the third both licks and bites him. So which one of them is married? The teacher got all red and blushed:
– Well… the one who licks and bites…
– But no. The one with the wedding ring on her hand. But I like your way of thinking!
