Teacher:
– So, children, today we will conduct our natural history lesson outdoors. The whole class, together with the teacher, went out into the field. Children run and frolic, and not far away there is a herd of cows. Mashenka comes up to the teacher and asks: “Marivanna, why did one cow climb on top of another over there?” The teacher was embarrassed, but began to explain: “This is not a cow, but a bull, he climbed on the cow to see where the grass is juicier, where it is better for him to graze.” Then Vovochka comes up and says: “And my dad told me that when a bull fucks a cow, he doesn’t see the white light!”
