The family gets up in the morning. Parents are getting ready for work, Vovochka is going to school. Mom takes a shower, and dad goes into the bathroom at this time and brushes his teeth. Let me think I’ll settle in. The parents are doing their job… At this time Vovochka comes into the bathroom and sees how dad is “pulling” mom. Dad thinks: “The child sees such a picture, he needs to somehow excuse himself.” Dad starts hitting mom on the ass and says: “Don’t hit Vovochka, don’t hit Vovochka!” And Vovochka chimes in: “That’s right, that’s right, dad, and fuck the cat so he doesn’t scratch himself!”