The teacher asked the students to come up with arithmetic problems. He asks Tanechka: “Tanya, have you prepared a problem?”
– Yes.
– Then start!
– Yesterday I bought 5 bottles of cognac, and today I have left…
– That’s enough, sit down. He asks Vasya: “Vasya, are you ready?”
– Yes!
– Start!
– Since this morning I had 20 cigars in my pack…
– That’s enough, sit down. He asks Vovochka: “Vovochka, don’t you smoke?” “No,” Vovochka answers.
– Don’t drink? “No,” he says, “I don’t drink.”
– Then give me your task! Vovochka:
– The dealer had 5 ships of scoundrels…
