The teacher asked the students to write an essay at home on the topic:
– The origin of my family. At home, Vovochka asks her grandmother: “Where were you born?”
– The stork brought me.
– And mom? “The stork brought it too.”
– Well, what about me?
– And we found you in the cabbage. Vovochka sat down at the table, scratched his turnip, frowned and began to write: “For three generations now, our family has been reproducing vegetatively, without knowing the delights of sex life.”
