The teacher called Vovochka’s father to school and said: “Your son is absolutely not learning his lessons!” He behaves disgustingly, speaks vulgarities.
– In what sense?
– I asked which animal has the largest eggs and he answered me that an elephant.
– Is this really wrong?
– No! The ostrich has the largest eggs!
– What are you talking about! Is it true? Now I understand why he wrote such sad slow waltzes.
