The teacher comes into the classroom, and there Vovochka is sitting on the teacher’s chair with her feet up on the table. The teacher went nuts:
– Vovochka, how dare you?!?!?! What kind of behavior???!!!
– Shut your mouth! Now you’re going to suck me! The teacher is simply shocked:
– How dare you??!! I’ll go to the director now!
– Go and tell him that his feet are dirty! The hysterical teacher runs to the director: “Can you imagine, Vovochka is sitting on my chair, with his legs thrown up on the teacher’s desk, and says that I will suck him, and your legs are dirty!”
– Which class?
– 5-B Opens the magazine:
– So who are the parents? My father is the chairman of the board of the bank, my mother is our main sponsor. So, well, Mary Ivanovna, let’s go!
– Where?
– Well, where are you going? You suck and I wash your feet!!
