There is a lesson at school. Lesson topic:
– How my grandmother fought the Nazis. Mashenka gets up and says: “My grandmother was a nurse and saved the lives of 10 wounded soldiers, pulling them out of the battlefield.” Pavlik gets up and says: “My grandmother was a teacher and saved the lives of 30 first-graders, taking them away from the bombing.” Vovochka rises: “And my grandmother was behind enemy lines and infected 100 German soldiers with syphilis!”
