Vovochka comes to class with a black eye, his teacher asks: “What happened, Vovochka?”
– You see, Marya Ivanovna, I sleep with my brother, and my brother slept with his girlfriend. So we lay down, and he said: “Are you sleeping?” I answer: “Yes,” and he hit me. The next day Vovochka comes to school with two black eyes.
– What happened this time, Vovochka?
– You see, I sleep with my brother, and he with his girlfriend. At night he says: “Are you sleeping?” I answer: “No.” Well, he hit me. The next day, Vovochka comes all beaten and bandaged and answers the same question: “You see, I’m sleeping with my brother, and he’s sleeping with a girl, so he asks: “Are you sleeping?” I’m silent. He again: “Are you sleeping?” I’m silent. Then he says to his girlfriend: “Push apart, let’s go.” And I ask: “Where are you looking at night?”
