Vovochka comes up to her grandmother and says: “Grandma, at school they teach us to tell only the truth, so I decided to confess to you.” Last year I ate a jar of jam, and so you wouldn’t notice, I shit in it… Grandfather abruptly jumps up from his chair, hits his grandmother on the head and yells: “I told you it was shit, but you got sugared, sugared.”
