– Vovochka, give an example of a verbless sentence.
– My aunt is a prostitute.
– What are these words? March to the director! At recess, everyone surrounds Vovochka, and he eats an apple as if nothing had happened.
– Vovochka, did you get it? What did the director tell you?
– The director gave me an apple and asked for my aunt’s address.
