Vovochka goes into the pharmacy and says: “Give me 10 packs of condoms.” The pharmacist responded:
– Firstly, condoms are not for children, and, secondly, let your father come and choose the size he needs. To which Vovochka says: “Firstly, condoms are not for children, but from children, and, secondly, these are not for dad, but for mom.” She’s going on vacation and doesn’t yet know what sizes it will be.