Vovochka is sitting in class, bored… There is a knock on the door. The school director comes in, picks up a pretty girl and says: “Here is a new student, her name is Nastenka, she will study with you.” They put the girl with Vovochka. Vovochka, in a daze, tells her: “Come to my house today, my parents have gone to the dacha.” Having arrived home and done the cleaning, Vovochka solves the problem of how he can get Nastenka into bed. Decides to put out a bottle of wine, good music, cigarettes, etc. And then the thought:
– No, nothing will work out…. She’s an excellent student! The doorbell rings. Vovochka opens the door and sees Nastenka in a school uniform. Vovochka with surprise: “Why are you in uniform?”
– So tomorrow we go to school!
