Vovochka’s mother gave birth to twins, and Vovochka’s father says: “Tell the teacher that you won’t go to school for a week and explain why.” The next day Vovochka returns from school, and his father asks him: “Well, what did the teacher tell you?” “She congratulated our family on the birth of a child.” Father, in an angry tone:
– How is this a CHILD? Why didn’t you tell us we were having twins? “And I’m saving the second one for next week.”
