Vovochka’s parents didn’t pick him up from kindergarten and the teacher agreed to take him to her home. When they went to bed, Vovochka shouted: “And my mother and I sleep together!” We went to bed together.
– And my mother and I sleep naked! The teacher agreed
– And I poke my mother in the navel with my finger! They lie there for two minutes and suddenly she says: “Vovochka, this is not a belly button!”
– Shut up, fool, it’s not a finger…
