A conversation between a mathematics and physical education teacher at a school for blind children:
– Listen, Semyon Ivanovich, how did you teach the children to play football?
– It’s very simple, I put a bell inside the ball, the children hear the ball and hit it. it’s simple. Then a frightened grandmother with awesome eyes runs up to them and shouts: “Is that where your blind children play football?”
– Yes, but what do you have against blind children?
– Nothing, just a couple more minutes and they kicked my cow…
