A husband and wife are having sex at home. In the morning, their neighbor, old Uncle Sasha, says: “Listen, Nikolai!” When you have sex at night, your screams and moans can be heard throughout the entire entrance, do it somehow more quietly!
– How can you be quieter?
– Cover your wife’s mouth with tape, or something… It’s night, the husband covers his wife’s mouth with tape, and they have sex. After the first orgasm, the husband shouts: “Uncle Sasha, is that good?”
– Yes! After the second orgasm:
– And so good?
– Yes! And so on several times. Finally, the old man nervously yells: “Kolya, take that tape off your wife’s mouth!”
– Why?
– Because the whole house thinks that you are fucking me!
