A husband and wife were playing golf in an expensive part of town. After the third mark, the husband says: “Darling, you’re on a roll today.” please be careful. If you break someone’s window, it will cost us a pretty penny. However, the wife still managed to break the window of one of the largest houses at the sixth mark.
– I told you!!!
– the husband groaned,
– well, now we have to go apologize, and we’ll see how much it will cost us! They knocked on the door and heard a voice: “Come in.” Opening the door, they saw a mass of broken glass, among which lay a broken antique jug. A man was sitting on the sofa.
– Did you break my window? he asked. “Yes…” the husband admitted bashfully, “forgive us.” “No, no,” the man objected, “actually, I want to thank you for everything that happened.” I am a genie, and I have been sitting in this jug for many thousands of years. For the fact that you freed me, I will grant three wishes. One for you and the last one for me.
– Agree!
– exclaimed my husband,
– I want to receive a million dollars a year for the rest of my life!
– So be it!
– said the genie,
– what do you want?
– he turned to his wife.
– I want my own house in every country in the world!
– she said. “Consider it done,” answered the genie.
– What is your wish?
– the husband turned to him.
– You know, I spent thousands of years in this bottle, and I missed women. I want your wife! The husband looked at his wife and said: “Well… well… we got a lot of money, all these houses… I don’t mind.” Jin dragged his wife upstairs. After a couple of hours of frantic sex, he asked: “How old is your husband?” “35,” she barely whispered.
– And he continues to believe in genies? Incredible…
