A primary school teacher teaches children imagination and original thinking. Teacher:
– Children, think about what it could be: gray by the road? Children:
– Concrete wall.
– Right. But it could also be a donkey. What’s big and brown in the field?
– Cow.
– Right. But it could also be a stack of old hay… Vovochka (from the back desk):
– Or a pile of crap!
– You, Vovochka, always say all sorts of stupid things!
– Can I ask you too? Teacher (with caution):
– Well, try…
– What could it be
– when you push it in, it’s hard, dry and straight, and when you take it out, it’s soft, wet and saggy? The teacher, flushed, quickly crosses the classroom and gives Vovochka a resounding slap in the face. Vovochka (rubbing her cheek):
– That’s right. But it could also be chewing gum!
