An Englishman, an Italian and a Russian are talking about who would prefer to get rid of his mother-in-law in what way. The Englishman says:
– I’ll buy poison and quietly put it in her coffee… Italian: – And I’ll buy her a Ferrari, ruin the brake system – she will drive and crash… The Russian says: – And I’ll buy 10 packs of analgin! – For what?! – Well, why? I’ll pour the tablets into a frying pan, fry them, pour out the liquid – and I’ll get one big analgin tablet! – And what? – I’ll put the tablet on the table in the kitchen, my mother-in-law will come in – “Oh, what a big analgin tablet!” – and at that moment I hit her from behind with an ax, an ax…
