Interrogation by the KGB.
– Surname ?
– Sakharov.
– Or more precisely?
– Sakharovich.
– Or rather!
– Zuckerman.
– Are there any children?
– No.
– It says here that there is.
– These are not children
– these are geeks.
– Do you have any relatives abroad?
– No.
– It says here that there is!
– They are at home, and I am abroad…
