Moscow. A new teacher comes into the class and introduces herself.
– Hello. My name is Maria Ivanovna. I support Spartak. Now let each of you, children, also introduce yourself.
– My name is Kolya, I support Spartak.
– My name is Masha, I support Spartak. So it comes down to the last boy.
– My name is Vovochka, I support Zenit. The teacher is indignant.
– How can you?! Why are you rooting for Zenit!?!?
– My mother is a fan of Zenit, my dad is a fan of Zenit, my friends are a fan of Zenit and I am a fan of Zenit.
– And what? And if your mom was a prostitute, your dad was a drug addict, and your friends were generally fagots, what would you do then?!
– Then I would root for Spartak.
