The beginning of the school year in an American school. The class teacher introduces the class:
– Children, we have a new student
– Shakiro Suzuki from Japan, meet. Now let’s start the lesson and see how well you know American history. Who said “Freedom or death”? There is dead silence in the class. Suzuki raises his hand: “Patrick Henry, 1775, Philadelphia.”
– Very good. And whose words: “The state is the people, and as such should never die”? Suzuki’s hand again:
– Abraham Lincoln, 1863, Washington. The teacher looks sternly at the class: “It’s a shame, children!” Suzuki is Japanese, but he knows American history better than anyone! At this moment, a quiet voice from the back desk: “Fucked the fucking Japs!” The teacher turns around sharply: “Who said it!!!” Suzuki jumps up and rattles off: “General MacArthur, after defeat by the Japanese landing in the Philippines, 1942.” With the class completely numb, an exclamation from Kamchatka: “Suck it!” The teacher walks in spots:
– Whoooo!!! Suzuki immediately jumps up:
– Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office, Washington, 1997. An indignant cry: “Suzuki is shit!!!” And not a second of delay:
– Valentino Rossi at the Grand Prix-Brazil motorcycle race in Rio de Janeiro, 2002!
– blurts out the Japanese! The class is hysterical, the teacher faints, the door swings open and an angry school principal appears:
– F*ck your mother! What a mess this is!!! Suzuki, who did not have time to sit down:
– President Yeltsin, meeting of the Russian Parliament, 1993!
