The wife is divorcing her husband. The judge asks the lady:
– What is the reason for the divorce?
– Well….
– Does he drink?
– No.
– Drugs?
– No.
– Does he earn little?
– Yes, in general, no.
– Does it hit?
– No.
– Doesn’t care about children?
– He cares.
– Cheating?
– No, what are you:
– Doesn’t satisfy you as a woman?
– No, that’s okay.
– Doesn’t help around the house?
– It helps.
– Then what is the reason?
– You see, citizen judge, he does everything that needs to be done… but… you should have seen the face with which he does it!!!
