Three children were mixed up in the maternity hospital
– Russian, German and Estonian. An Estonian came
– he looked at the children
– they were absolutely identical
– he didn’t know what to do. A German came and didn’t know what to do. A Russian came and said:
– Guys, calm down, I know what to do… He went into the room, did something there, came out and said:
– This is my child, this one is German, and this one is Estonian.
– How did you determine this? “I said “Hai Hitler,” the German child extended his hand. Mine clenched his fists. And the Estonian crap himself.