Three married couples (an elderly, middle-aged, and young) want to become members of the same church. And the pastor tells them: “We have one condition: you must not have sex for two weeks.” Well, after two weeks everyone comes to the pastor again. The pastor asks an elderly couple: “Well, did you pass the test?” “Yes,” answers the elderly couple, “Everything was very easy.” “Okay,” says the pastor, “from now on you are welcome visitors to our church.” Then he asks the same question to a middle-aged couple. “Yes,” they answer, “It was not easy, but we restrained ourselves.” Well, the pastor answered them: “Okay, now you are welcome visitors to our church.” And he asks the same question to the young couple. “No,” the young couple answers, and the husband adds: “We tried very hard, but one day the wife reached for a can of green peas, dropped it, bent down… well, then I couldn’t stand it… The pastor got upset and said: “It’s bad that you don’t become welcome visitors to our church.” And the husband:
– Yes, I understand, we are now unwanted visitors in that store too…
