Three men meet: a Frenchman, a German, a Russian. And they start arguing: who has more freebies in bars. Frenchman:
– Here, you come to a restaurant, order a glass of champagne, and they give you another one for free. German:
– Yes, this is all bullshit, here you come to the bar, order beer, and they pour you two more mugs for it. Russian:
– Yes, you are somewhat weak. Here, you come to a disco, order a glass of vodka, and then they feed you free of charge, give you water, then take you by car to the dacha, there is sex and again for free, and in the morning they take you home for free and they even give you money… A Frenchman with a German:
– Well, never mind, what have you tried? Russian:
– No, I haven’t tried it myself
– my sister told me about it.
