Two friends meet
– Semyon and Pavel. Semyon has 9 children, and Pavel only has two. Semyon asks: “How do you manage?” “It’s very simple, when my wife and I reach the climax, I pull hard on her pubic hair. She gets scared and… no children! Friends meet after six months. Semyon thanks Pavel for the good advice. But when Pavel wanted to congratulate him, Semyon sadly stopped him: “I don’t know what to do next.” My wife only has 14 days worth of hair left!
