Vovochka heard enough of how mom and dad called each other in the evening and during class he asked: “Marya Ivanovna!” Can a pig and a deer have children?
– Of course not! At dinner, he, barely holding back tears, says to his mother: “Mom, I know everything!” I was not born from my father! Father:
– Who told you that?! Vovochka:
– Marya Ivanovna! Mother, clutching her head: “What rubbish Marya Ivanovna is!” Did you find out that I had a good time with Vovochka and was gossiping to everyone?!
