A Jew comes to the rabbi: “Rabbi, I already have five children, and my wife is pregnant again.” What to do, it’s impossible to live, there’s no money?!
– Well, next time, before you lie down with your wife, draw a circle on the floor, stand in it, turn around three times
– and go ahead. Time has passed. That Jew comes and says that it didn’t help, she’s pregnant again! Rabbi:
– Okay, this time draw a square, stand in it, bow four times. It should help. Well, after some time the same Jew comes and shouts that his wife is pregnant again, the rabbi is a fool and an asshole!!!
– and runs away in his hearts. The rabbi looks after him and says thoughtfully: “It’s a pity that he ran away, I still have so many ideas…
