Muslim child:
– Dad, what kind of hat do you have on your head?
– This is the keffiyeh, my son. It protects us in the desert from the sultry heat.
– Dad, what are those clothes you have on top?
– This is jeleba. He protects us in the desert from the sultry heat.
– Dad, why are you wearing such terrible shoes on your feet? “These are grandmothers, they protect us in the desert from the hot sand, my son.”
– Dad, why are you wearing all this in Paris?
