In the future, when everyone has cyber implants, it will be possible to accidentally pick up “Yandex.Browser” during unprotected sex.

– Son, you are already big. It’s time for us to talk about sex. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend?
– Yes, dad.
– And now about sex: does she have any girlfriend?

Husband to his young wife: “No one believed in our marriage either, but look how everything turned out!” I drink and you use sex as a weapon!

Either you eat the male after sex, or then you cook borscht for him all your life.

In sex, it is not victory that is important, but participation.

– Lucy, let’s have sex without a s**t!?
– How can we, Vadik, have sex without you?

A middle-aged woman comes to a sex shop.
– Excuse me, did I buy a vibrator from you last week? Seller:
– Yes, yes… I remember, I remember.
– So, you know, he constantly shocks!
– Well, what can I tell you? Beats means he loves!

– Hello! Is this “phone sex”?
– Yes, my sweetie!
– Aunt Tanya, call mom!

– Hello!
– Hello, doctor!
– Well, let’s get started. Do you smoke?
– Not really…
– Not really? How is this?
– Well… I’m a passive smoker… others smoke, but I breathe…
– Oh, I understand. So, then… are you having sex?
– Well, not really…

Scientists have proven that it only takes 5 seconds for a girl to understand whether she will have sex with this man or a little later.