Anecdotes

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A guy persuades a girl to have sex. The girl is shy and hinting that it wouldn’t

A guy persuades a girl to have sex. The girl is shy and hinting that it wouldn’t be a bad idea to drink first, points to the corkscrew, saying: “It won’t work without this.” The guy is puzzled:
– Damn! And what do you have stuck there?


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We made a light switch in the bedroom that responds to cotton. Now it’s not sex,

We made a light switch in the bedroom that responds to cotton. Now it’s not sex, but a disco!


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Good sex is the kind of sex when even the neighbors go out to smoke…

Good sex is the kind of sex when even the neighbors go out to smoke…


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Sex suits many people. Some even go to work.

Sex suits many people. Some even go to work.


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A very intelligent young man was embarrassed to become intimate with a girl, so

A very intelligent young man was embarrassed to become intimate with a girl, so he had sex with Zinaida Vasilyevna for six months.


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People with little imagination have sex more often than they might imagine.

People with little imagination have sex more often than they might imagine.


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One cigarette shortens your life by 10 minutes! One session of sex prolongs life

One cigarette shortens your life by 10 minutes! One session of sex prolongs life by 15 minutes. So, gentlemen, smokers, you will have to fuck for your life.


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— What is the name for limiting the rights of sexual minorities? — Faggot racial

– What is the name for limiting the rights of sexual minorities?
– Faggot racial discrimination!


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It’s good that I smoked my first cigarette when I was thirty. It’s a pity that s

It’s good that I smoked my first cigarette when I was thirty. It’s a pity that she was after the first sex.


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I want to work in a sex shop… At least there I can calmly say: “What the hell

I want to work in a sex shop… At least there I can calmly say: “What the hell are you here for?”


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