The daughter asks her dad: “Dad, what is sex?” …Dad, to the best of her understanding, tries to explain. She listens for a while, and then interrupts: “Dad, you’re stupid…!” Sex is six. And seven is seven…!!!

– My wife is into sex like a train on rails.
– How is this?
– Then-then, then-then, then-then…

“Blood for blood,” the girl said after the first sex, breaking the guy’s nose.

Are you asking how I feel about sex? Yes, I owe him my life!

People who say “we’d ​​rather tell our child about sex ourselves than for him to find out about it on the street” don’t understand that their child will become the one who tells his peers about it on the street.

Women… They can come up with all sorts of reasons to avoid sex: “I have a headache,” “I’m on my period,” “put your hands away, I don’t even know you.”

A little positive! The doggy position is convenient because both of you can monitor the news!

Recently, after sex, my girlfriend went to the bathroom, and her diary remained on the nightstand. I couldn’t resist and looked in. She got a D in Russian!

Husband and wife having sex. The wife is in complete ecstasy:
– Oh-oh-oh! Darling, do you love me? No answer.
– Ooo! Darling, well, you love me, right? Silence.
– Ooo! Expensive ! Well, tell me that you love me! Husband (irritated):
– Well, what is your habit of always tugging at me when I’m busy?!

– Honey, let’s have sex with a twist, with violence?
– What, again you will forcefully demand sex, and I will fight back and continue playing on the computer?