The husband comes home from work and says to his wife: “Okay, let’s quickly undress.” Quickly, quickly, and off to bed. I can’t stand it anymore.
– How to “undress”? For what? It’s been three years since you forgot to even think about it. Really…?
– Take off your clothes, I tell you. Now you will see what real sex is.
– Now, now, I’ll quickly, quickly…
– Is that it? Ready? Undressed? Ugh-ugh. Finally, we managed to pin someone on the first of April.

According to statistics, married people in our country have sex on average once a week. Moreover, many wives wait for this week for months.

After sex, your mood always improves! The conclusion is clear: good mood is transmitted sexually!

Lady:
– What kind of sudden spontaneous sex is there when you have tights under your jeans!

– Let’s play for sex!
– How is that?
– If I win, I’ll sleep with you!
– What if I win?
– If you do, then you will sleep with me…

It’s very mean to manipulate a woman’s feelings to get sex. The weapons of a real man are charm, intelligence and chloroform.

Doctor:
– How old are you? Patient:
– Forty-nine. -Have you ever had sex?
– You ask!
– Yes, I’m asking.
– No.

Still, women and I are different. They relax during sex, we tense up.

Two old friends meet. One asks: “Can I ask you one personal question?”
– Of course, ask, don’t be shy. I can’t have secrets from a friend like you.
– When was the last time you had sex?
– Well, if my memory serves me right, it was the last time you went fishing.

An experienced head physician of a dermatovenerological dispensary could write a much more epic script for the TV series “Sex and the City.”